Salsa foot cream

My mom put a small container on the counter and said, "here". Well I used science to find out what it was, it looked like salsa, it smelt like salsa and it probably tasted like salsa. So I got some chips and started eating chips and salsa. My mom walks in and exclaims," What are you doing?! That's foot cream!" awesome.  I asked my mom what would happen to me now that I just ate foot cream. "You'll die or get really sick" she said in a monotone voice. I was disappointed because I was going to chat with my friends later my now I couldn't be cause I ate foot cream.