Antarctica

I was leading an expedition in Antarctica, I was leading to guys and an older women who was pregnant. For one part we had to cross water and I was frustrated because the older lady wouldn't get in because she was going to have a baby. Later I realized that I had a heart and didn't make her go in the water.
I abandoned them. Kinda, I just left without thinking.
On top of this hill there was a giant fan with a conveyor belt attached to it. This was a machine that collected all of the animal manure and chopped it up and fertilize the arctic. I went up to it because I thought it was cool and I got stuck in it.. It was gross. There was this boy with red, red, red hair that also kept getting stuck in it and he thought it was sign we needed to get married. I left.
There was something cool going on down the hill so I went down there and there was this pink fox that was in this tunnel observing all the animals going through this water tunnel. I was scared she was going to hurt me. Then finally I got up the courage to swim through, she (the fox) was actually quite nice. Then I became part of her team. We were going into a computer system along with some other animals. The only way to get into the computers the humans have was to blow ourselves up and have out atoms be attracted to the static on the computer.
So that's what we did.
We were in the computer and I got bored so I jumped out into the arctic where I met a penguin. We fell in love and decided that we should get married. But he had to get permission from his chief first. So we go to his tribe and his chief makes me swim through a long water tunnel, thinking I'll drowned. No sir I can breath underwater in my dreams, so I start swimming.

Breathing underwater

Well I was in this swampy marsh and the Crocodile Hunter was there and so was my friends older sister, while the Steven Irwin was in the background doing this own thing my friends older sister is teaching me how to breathe underwater. It was so detailed that throughout the rest of the dreams I have ever had I have been able to breathe underwater.

Giant thing I don't know what it's called

I have a hard time describing this dream because I don't what this object is..but well it's a kids toy..and it's filled with water and theres like a tunnel going through it..I got a picture so no worries, but I had a dream there was a giant pink on of these an they kept throwing me through it..It was pretty cool, It doesn't sound like it but it was a really fun dream...anyways

Salsa foot cream

My mom put a small container on the counter and said, "here". Well I used science to find out what it was, it looked like salsa, it smelt like salsa and it probably tasted like salsa. So I got some chips and started eating chips and salsa. My mom walks in and exclaims," What are you doing?! That's foot cream!" awesome.  I asked my mom what would happen to me now that I just ate foot cream. "You'll die or get really sick" she said in a monotone voice. I was disappointed because I was going to chat with my friends later my now I couldn't be cause I ate foot cream.

Don't pee on Mrs. Barkley

I had a reservation at Tucanos and I really had to pee. There was no bathroom in sight. I ran out side and asked a nice women where a bathroom was. She pointed to the top of this hill and gave a warning, "Don't pee on Mrs. Barkely or Mrs. Barkely will pee on you." So I was like "Okay" and headed up the hill. All the womens bathroom stalls were taken except for one, but it had a hairy dog cuddled up inside of the toilet bowl (P.S the dog is Mrs. Barkely) so I went in the mens bathroom. I walked in and saw President Monson consulting his nephew to not smoke, so I left. Well I ended up peeing on Mrs. Barkely. I ran as fast as I could down the hill, and Tucanos still didn't have my table ready.

The Duck

I was preparing to present a presentation of Chili in my kitchen, when my friend (who was helping me) brings in Chilean egg. It was perfect. Then one of them hatched....and this deformed chick comes out. So we put it outside, and it grew at an amazing rate. We tried to feed it. When the duck (which we named Charlie) opened it's mouth ANOTHER DUCK emerges from the neck and eats the bread and goes back into Charlie. We ran inside at that  point. SO we got my dad the scientist, he realized whats wrong, It was deformed because it lived through the processing process! Of course! I later realized that even though it was a weird duck that we had to love it.